if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
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WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
(Source: elsen-butt, via fahrenheit-469)
Guys, I don’t care if she’s your girlfriend, friend with benefits, or whatever. Do not ask a girl for pictures. Just don’t. It’s awkward and we hate saying no. Unless she offers don’t ask. And especially don’t pressure her into it! If he says no, that’s a no. Boom, done. That is her body. Not yours. And she can do with it what she pleases.
(via mixingcauldron)
ive seen things
how many things?
8
(via hhoonnyyaa)
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
(via sheisjustlost14)
I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.
Amy?!
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